The operation went quite well really, though you´ll have have to go back into the OP again, that´s to say: I´ve got some bad news and some good news for you.
First the bad news: It appears we´ve removed the wrong leg...
Now the good news: Mr. Williams, in bed No. 6, would like to buy your shoes !
(Afterthought: No point in sueing the hospital either as you won´t have a leg to stand on !)
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