An Irishman once told me there is an Avenue is his home town with just three trees in it. He said a dog was walking down this Avenue and decided to do a pooh next to each of these trees.
Then the Irishman asked me to add that up and tell him the result !
I couldnīt give him the answer so he told me "10"
Do you know why the answer is "10" ?
If not, just say:
"tree and a turd" plus "tree and a turd" plus "tree and a turd" in an Irish accent, and you will see he is right!
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(Added: 2004-04-28 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 9)