What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? A1: Introduces herself. A2: Walks home.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? A: She drops her nail file.
Q: What's a sorority girls favorite wine? A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."
Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.
Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed? A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a twinkie on the bed.
