The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, 'Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.'
'That is very kind of you,' said the doctor emotionally, and then added,
'Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change...'
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